The Craig's List Experiment

Vintage Craig’s List, Part 2

CL Experiment — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:07:41 +0000

Ok, this is another ad I had saved on my other blog from long ago. To me, the best part about this ad isn’t so much that this guy wants to meet a girl to fart in his mouth. It’s the last line. It’s amazing where people will draw the line.

I LOVE A “GASSY’ WOMAN AND CAN PAY FOR “WIND” – m4w – 57

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Reply to: anon-81996213@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-01, 12:47PM EDT

I know this sounds weird…but I love farts coming out of a beautiful ass!
Some days I ride elevators hoping some classy, pretty, well dressed chick will cut loose…even an “SPD” one. It’s the best after breakfast or lunch.
I can actually get my lips around your ass-hole so when you fart I can suck it in and swallow it! Imagine being able to tell your friends “I met a guy who eats my farts!” That is REAL status!
No poop…lets not get disgusting.

Must Be Classy

CL Experiment — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 13:48:29 +0000

I dunno, I kinda think that once you’re dancing in a wet t-shirt, all sense of “classy” has been left far behind.

$300 models needed for wet t-shirt dance show

Reply to: gigs-akzbt-1266612129@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-12, 7:44PM EDT

we are organizing a wet t-shirt dance show this Thursday July 16, we are seeking 4 attractive models (must be classy)

If interested please send 3 recent photos (face + body) to Eugenemech@aol.com

also possibility of receiving weekly dance job

You may check out our previous events at SociallyExposed.com

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $300

PostingID: 1266612129

CLX: Ad For July 12

CL Experiment — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:45:53 +0000

Ok, so as promised, I reposted the “Weird Request” ad, and we got a number of interesting replies. You have your typicsl “I’ll do this” kind of replies. Then there’s the guy who wants a girl to vomit on him, and maybe do a threesome. One guy has “loogies” ready “right now.” That’s attractive. Then there’s the rough guy who mentiones spitting once and goes on a long diatribe about making the girl a cum slut. Nice when guys consider the girl and her wants, huh? But the best has been saved for last: the guy who has been apparently “trained” as a pro spitter. Is he that desperate to hock a loogie into a girl’s mouth that he has to invent fake qualifications? This is why the subtitle of this site is “The Losers of Craig’s List.” Just in case that needed any more clarification. Enjoy!

CUTE GIRL WITH WEIRD REQUEST – w4m – 19

Reply to: pers-fgfkm-1265943845@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-12, 11:42AM EDT

Hey there you guys? I’m 5’6, slim, long straight brown hair, brown eyes. I’m attractive. Don’t worry. Just a little weird. I’m looking for a guy that will make out with me and spit in my mouth while doing it. Not just regular spit, but the kind where you have to snort it and hock it from your throat. I know. It’s gross. I’m so embarrassed. I just have a weird kink for it. The sound of a guy snorting and hocking spit turns me on. My ex boyfriend was really rough in bed and he use to snort and hock loogies in my mouth all the time. Now i’m orgasmic off of it. So if you’re not to weirded out by my request, send me a pic and tell me why i should pic you.

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PostingID: 1265943845

REPLIES OF NOTE:

ms.sarah_martin: hey… sexy……. wow really wierd……lol… shit i spit all over u ……. dont worry im wierd t..i love it when a girl goes down and she sucks my dick till she vomits……, by da way r u interested in a threesome

markofbk: I love making out. Spitting in girl’s mouth is a big turn-on for me. I always love it when a girl is into that. Snorting makes it even dirtier and hotter!

I’m 26, 5’11″, in great shape, healthy, and I think easy on the eyes Do you have pics? Let’s do this. I have some loogies ready for you right now.

I’m on yahoo messenger: ********, aim: ********, or just call me: ***-***-****

raynval1984: i can do it

foggydevelopments: I can do that hit me up

kevgho8765: Sounds interesting been I luv spitting on ad in a sluts mouth, been looking for a girl who is a gagslut cunt who enjoys having a dick shoved down her throat repetaily and roughly by a well hung guy. The cunt should also enjoy being degraded, called names, spit on, and generally just used as a total mouth whore until I’m cum down her throat or on her face. I like to take my times making a bitch lick my balls suck my cock an gag right down her throatcunt. Nothing turns me on than having a slut gag all over my cock then forcing her to lick up her own spit, while I whipe here tits. If this sounds like fun drop a line with the title “I’m a lil cumslut” in the tittle send a pic and we’ll set something up cunt.

wiredwhisper: It’s not weird at all!
I only say this because it has turned me on, for as long as I can
remember. And, like yourself, I am intelligent, clean, perfectly
normal, clean, etc.

Anyway. I’d totally like to indulge your spit fetish, so long as we
can be reciprocal : ]

Oh, I’m 22.

Salivating,

wohendeguoren: I’ve always known how to hock loogies, and I’m always willing to help someone in need. I’m a huge fan of the Dan Savage school of being GGG with anyone’s fantasies, no matter how weird they may seem at first. Also, I’ve been trained in the exotic Beijing spit technique. It’s much louder, and produces a much bigger loogie than our domestic methods. Don’t believe me? Here: http://www.huliq.com/43055/beijing-spitters-kept-check-ahead-olympics

I’m 6’3, 185 lbs, 21 years old. Here’s my pic.

Look forward to seeing yours and finding a place to meet.

-M.

What a Pro Spitter looks like

Already Annoying

CL Experiment — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 14:40:34 +0000

You gotta love these women who claim to be so down to earth and laid back, yet basically take 3 paragraphs in their personal ad to complain, bitch, and moan. Also, it’s funny how she claims she doesn’t want any guys who are “shallow,” yet goes on to describe the exact specifications of the man she wants. I wonder why she’s still alone?

Looking for a nice down to earth guy to hang out with – 27 (NS)

Reply to: pers-yz6mj-1268756668@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-13, 10:53PM EDT

Me 27 year old 5’7″ tall, black hair, brown eyes, average body, pretty down to earth girl, very outgoing but also a bit laid back, italian girl who grow up into a catholic family, who enjoys a good time with her friends, love to go to the movies, or just relax with a nice dvd, i love to cook, play pool and poker on occasion for fun, like the outdoors, i’m always up for a fun time but i got some limits, i was raised to know what is right and wrong. I am very straight foward and i do NOT like fake people or back stabbers, i also don’t like shallow guys/girls.

Well i know this is CL and my expectations are not very high but you never know.
I am looking to meet a normal down to earth guy, make some new friends to hang out with and see where it goes from there, i really don’t want to waste my time with games and brainless guys who are only looking for a hot body and a easy hook up, it all comes down to one thing every guy that thinks he is a nice down to earth guy and who is looking for more then just a hook up or a pretty face or hot body turns out to be looking for a throphy girl or someone that will sweep is friends off there feet with her beauty, COME ON PEOPLE ARE YOU REAL?
I undestand there needs to be attraction but dont looks fade and the personality will always be there? it’s impossible now days to meet a down to earth sincere guy who wants just to hang out and enjoy life with out thinking about getting laid!( It’s very annoying).

So considering that most of what i just said will be ignored i have some demand about what kind of guy friend i;m looking for to.

You 27-33 years old SWM , at list 5’10″ tall or anything over that (i am 5’7″ and i love to wear heels) please be real, down to earth , who is not looking to get laid on the first time we hang out or even the 3th time it won’t happen, who can be laid back or a bad boy wen the occasion calls for it, who enjoys having a good time with limits and doing different things, but also knows how to relax and watch a movie, that likes to go to a sox game once in a while or just go out to a bar and see a game.A guy thta is looking to be friends first and then see where it will go from there. someone that as no problem hanign out with a group of people.( please someone that is close to the north shore area i’m about 15 minutes north of boston)

I am looking to exchange some email at first and see where it goes like i said i am lookign for a friendship first.
Please send me a pic with response(no pic no response) and a little about yourself thanks.

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO CRITICIZE THIS AD ARE LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP, TO GET LAID OR CYBERING, IF YOU ARE MARRIED, SEPARETED OR IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEND WEIRD SEXUAL PICS NOT INTERESTED .
ALSO IF YOUR OVER 33 YOU WONT GET A REPLY BACK.
I AM TIRED OF FAKE GUYS, , LIKE I SAID I AM STRAIGH FOWARD.

Location: NS
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Try eBay

CL Experiment — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:49:44 +0000

So basically this guy paid $150 for a toilet seat. Good job!

RIM SEAT for Sale – 49 (anywhere)

Reply to: pers-cx73w-1265853587@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-12, 10:31AM EDT

Have a BRAND NEW RIM SEAT for sale.
Bought 3wks ago, and NEVER USED. TOP SIR decided he didn’t want after it was purchased.
Paid $150, selling for $100

Location: anywhere
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1265853587

Vintage Craig’s List

CL Experiment — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:05:41 +0000

Ok, this is an old ad I found a long time ago, and had posted on one of my older blogs. Back when The Craig’s List Experiment was just a twinkle in my eye. To me, it’s just amazing what people would let complete strangers do to them. Sexual bodily fluids (from strangers) are bad enough. But this is really kind of gross. I may use this ad and repost it again as a Craig’s List Experiment ad, just to see the kinds of responses we get. Enjoy!

CUTE GIRL WITH WEIRD REQUEST – w4m – 19

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Reply to: pers-109945439@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-09, 8:27AM EST

no — it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Don’t Feed The Animals…And Some Other Rules

CL Experiment — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:44:11 +0000

As opposed to the “non-kinky” zoo guys?

any kinky zoo guys around in atlanta – m4m – 30 (atlanta)

Reply to: pers-fqrud-1260955554@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-09, 9:15AM EDT

30 white male open minded and dirty looking for others

Location: atlanta
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1260955554

Think For A Minute…

CL Experiment — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:08:10 +0000

Ok, quick question: Why would anyone who prefers playing with themself be looking on the Craig’s List Casual Encounters section? Wouldn’t they just be off masturbating somewhere?

PREFER TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF? – w4m

Reply to: pers-qkxsz-1259079095@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-08, 7:21AM EDT

Send for details.

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1259079095

Deep

CL Experiment — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:14:10 +0000

Wow, he likes going to bars. And stuff. And he likes having a good time. Not many people like having a good time. I bet he likes music, too. And breathing. Though I doubt his brain gets much oxygen anyway.

NYCXXXKING – m4w – 22 (queens-middle village)

Reply to: pers-vzpty-1257320928@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-07, 7:44AM EDT

how u doing out there my name is Anthony i am down to earth an very fun to be with i like having a good time going out to bars an stuff like that so if u want to know more get at me ~~~

Location: queens-middle village
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1257320928

Yeah, that’s the ticket…

CL Experiment — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:04:42 +0000

A friend met him…sure.

STD!six four six five nine five seven eight seven seven for my rates – 29 (Queens)

Reply to: pers-wryrc-1250157573@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-02, 10:25AM EDT

Stay away from this prostitute!!!! A friend met him and got an STD. All he could say is the guy looks nothing like his pics (nasty), is small, and is a disease spreader. Flag this guy whenever you see him posting!

Location: Queens
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1250157573