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I dunno, I kinda think that once you’re dancing in a wet t-shirt, all sense of “classy” has been left far behind.

$300 models needed for wet t-shirt dance show


Reply to: gigs-akzbt-1266612129@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-12, 7:44PM EDT

we are organizing a wet t-shirt dance show this Thursday July 16, we are seeking 4 attractive models (must be classy)

If interested please send 3 recent photos (face + body) to Eugenemech@aol.com

also possibility of receiving weekly dance job

You may check out our previous events at SociallyExposed.com

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You gotta love these women who claim to be so down to earth and laid back, yet basically take 3 paragraphs in their personal ad to complain, bitch, and moan. Also, it’s funny how she claims she doesn’t want any guys who are “shallow,” yet goes on to describe the exact specifications of the man she wants. I wonder why she’s still alone?

Looking for a nice down to earth guy to hang out with – 27 (NS)


Reply to: pers-yz6mj-1268756668@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-13, 10:53PM EDT

Me 27 year old 5′7″ tall, black hair, brown eyes, average body, pretty down to earth girl, very outgoing but also a bit laid back, italian girl who grow up into a catholic family, who enjoys a good time with her friends, love to go to the movies, or just relax with a nice dvd, i love to cook, play pool and poker on occasion for fun, like the outdoors, i’m always up for a fun time but i got some limits, i was raised to know what is right and wrong. I am very straight foward and i do NOT like fake people or back stabbers, i also don’t like shallow guys/girls.

Well i know this is CL and my expectations are not very high but you never know.
I am looking to meet a normal down to earth guy, make some new friends to hang out with and see where it goes from there, i really don’t want to waste my time with games and brainless guys who are only looking for a hot body and a easy hook up, it all comes down to one thing every guy that thinks he is a nice down to earth guy and who is looking for more then just a hook up or a pretty face or hot body turns out to be looking for a throphy girl or someone that will sweep is friends off there feet with her beauty, COME ON PEOPLE ARE YOU REAL?
I undestand there needs to be attraction but dont looks fade and the personality will always be there? it’s impossible now days to meet a down to earth sincere guy who wants just to hang out and enjoy life with out thinking about getting laid!( It’s very annoying).

So considering that most of what i just said will be ignored i have some demand about what kind of guy friend i;m looking for to.

You 27-33 years old SWM , at list 5′10″ tall or anything over that (i am 5′7″ and i love to wear heels) please be real, down to earth , who is not looking to get laid on the first time we hang out or even the 3th time it won’t happen, who can be laid back or a bad boy wen the occasion calls for it, who enjoys having a good time with limits and doing different things, but also knows how to relax and watch a movie, that likes to go to a sox game once in a while or just go out to a bar and see a game.A guy thta is looking to be friends first and then see where it will go from there. someone that as no problem hanign out with a group of people.( please someone that is close to the north shore area i’m about 15 minutes north of boston)

I am looking to exchange some email at first and see where it goes like i said i am lookign for a friendship first.
Please send me a pic with response(no pic no response) and a little about yourself thanks.

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO CRITICIZE THIS AD ARE LOOKING FOR A HOOK UP, TO GET LAID OR CYBERING, IF YOU ARE MARRIED, SEPARETED OR IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEND WEIRD SEXUAL PICS NOT INTERESTED .
ALSO IF YOUR OVER 33 YOU WONT GET A REPLY BACK.
I AM TIRED OF FAKE GUYS, , LIKE I SAID I AM STRAIGH FOWARD.

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So basically this guy paid $150 for a toilet seat. Good job!

RIM SEAT for Sale – 49 (anywhere)


Reply to: pers-cx73w-1265853587@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-12, 10:31AM EDT

Have a BRAND NEW RIM SEAT for sale.
Bought 3wks ago, and NEVER USED. TOP SIR decided he didn’t want after it was purchased.
Paid $150, selling for $100

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As opposed to the “non-kinky” zoo guys?

any kinky zoo guys around in atlanta – m4m – 30 (atlanta)


Reply to: pers-fqrud-1260955554@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-09, 9:15AM EDT

30 white male open minded and dirty looking for others :)
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Ok, quick question: Why would anyone who prefers playing with themself be looking on the Craig’s List Casual Encounters section? Wouldn’t they just be off masturbating somewhere?

PREFER TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF? – w4m


Reply to: pers-qkxsz-1259079095@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-08, 7:21AM EDT

Send for details.
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Wow, he likes going to bars. And stuff. And he likes having a good time. Not many people like having a good time. I bet he likes music, too. And breathing. Though I doubt his brain gets much oxygen anyway.

NYCXXXKING – m4w – 22 (queens-middle village)


Reply to: pers-vzpty-1257320928@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-07, 7:44AM EDT

how u doing out there my name is Anthony i am down to earth an very fun to be with i like having a good time going out to bars an stuff like that so if u want to know more get at me ;) ~~~

  • Location: queens-middle village
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A friend met him…sure.

STD!six four six five nine five seven eight seven seven for my rates – 29 (Queens)


Reply to: pers-wryrc-1250157573@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-02, 10:25AM EDT

Stay away from this prostitute!!!! A friend met him and got an STD. All he could say is the guy looks nothing like his pics (nasty), is small, and is a disease spreader. Flag this guy whenever you see him posting!

  • Location: Queens
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Say goodbye to your kneecaps, pal…

****DoEs aNy1 KnoW of any Loan sharks in NY****** – w4m – 26 (Downtown)


Reply to: pers-f2uwa-1240729246@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-26, 12:03PM EDT

I m looking for a loan shark in ny reasonable payback plan. Please email me with any info or number of any loan sharks the amount i need is 1,500.its an emergency. Thanks

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Oh no! She’ll only send pics if she’s interested! And she wants to wait till later! But I really want to make sure I’m attracted to her before I write to her. Whatever will I do? I hate dealing with these “descrete” women.

looking for descrete man – w4m – 18


Reply to: pers-jjxm9-1238263145@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-24, 8:33PM EDT

I am skinny and i have brown hair with brown eyes..I love to swim and play sports with people. I love to just have fun… i like guys who are confident and know how treat their women with respect and pleasure! I will exchange pics later. I will send my picture by email,if I am interested in you!
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It’s really scary how many people out there do unsafe things like this. I mean, if this guy is posting for this, he has probably done something like this already, and probably has STDs of some kind. Anyone who responds will also probably have a number of STDs, because they too have probably done this type of thing before. Fantasy is one thing, fellas, but meeting a guy online and letting him infect you with HIV ain’t gonna get you any of my sympathy.

seed my ass – m4m


Reply to: pers-6swcw-1233580148@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-06-22, 10:21AM EDT

not looking to chat. I want a big dick top,(the bigger the better) to cum fuck my tight black ass, dump a load deep inside me. Want a guy with a high sex drive who likes to pound a hot ass without any mercy. Needs to be atrractive and in shape. must have pic to meet and big dick. Age and race not an issues, just have a hard dick and be ready to fuck.

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